Post by washedupredskin on Nov 11, 2006 5:48:11 GMT -5
Since Chipleaderskip was talking about how much testosterone is on this board this seemed like a fun thing to do. Post what you think should be Man Laws like in the commercial. I'll start it off with a couple.
A Man Shall:
-Never compliment another man's physical appearance even if it's a friend. If anything he should be making fun of his friends appearance every chance he gets.
-Only cry at funerals and losses in championship games. Anything short of that, you need to suck it up.
-Know who the #1 ranked college football team is at ALL TIMES.
-Not reside in France.
-Never wear a pink shirt under any circumstances(there may be some disagreement here).
-Never ask the question "Who is Babe Ruth" "Who is Walter Payton" or "Who is Michael Jordan". Asking one of those questions could cause you to lose man status permanently.
A Man Shall:
-Never compliment another man's physical appearance even if it's a friend. If anything he should be making fun of his friends appearance every chance he gets.
-Only cry at funerals and losses in championship games. Anything short of that, you need to suck it up.
-Know who the #1 ranked college football team is at ALL TIMES.
-Not reside in France.
-Never wear a pink shirt under any circumstances(there may be some disagreement here).
-Never ask the question "Who is Babe Ruth" "Who is Walter Payton" or "Who is Michael Jordan". Asking one of those questions could cause you to lose man status permanently.
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